Lego Batman

Let me tell you something....


I am amazing at Lego Batman. Personally, I have never played the game. The only way I play video games is if it is on an old school system, for example, Super NES, N64, atari, etc. All the new systems (with the exception of Wii) have too many buttons for me to handle.


I can see your confusion when I say that I am amazing at it, yet I have never played it. Well, let me explain.....


I sit on the couch and watch Tim play....I then tell him to do certain things....and magically I unlock things for him that he doesn't or would not see otherwise. So yes I am truly amazing at this game and actually at every other strategic game with a storyline. I pay close attention to detail because of my OCD. So if you ever need help...and I mean without using cheats....let me know! =)

Boys.....grrrrrrr!!!!

Grrrrr.......after a long day of cleaning yesterday....what happens.....Tim catches a huge bass when he went fishing tonight. It's about 22 inches long. He decides it's okay to scale and clean the fish on my counter.


He starts scaling on the counter and then has the idea to move his area to the porch. So now I have scales all over the kitchen as well as all over the porch. He has been working on the fish for about half an hour so far.


He has completely scaled and gutted it..only to find out that the fish is a female and has eggs all inside of her. He is now attempting to fillet it. I have to say that it doesn't really look like any fish that I would eat at the moment.


I really hope that he doesn't think he is going to be cleaning all the blood and guts off in my sink. He's got another thing coming to him. 


I have scales tracked all over the floor from people walking in and out of the house. He says that he will clean up the entire mess and disinfect it all. We will see....

Video Games

What is the big thing about video games? I find myself in a world-wind battle against the PS3 on a daily basis. Tim is addicted to playing his Call of Duty: Black Ops game. Of course, it is my fault that I got it for him for Christmas, but this is crazy. I actually dreamed people were trying to kill me because I fell asleep on the couch while he was playing the game. I guess because I was hearing the shots fired subconsciously I thought it was happening to me. Boy was I in for a surprise. I woke up running for my life. 

What's even worse is that now Justin is hooked on the PS3. He constantly asks to play. We download the original Ninja Turtles game and ever since then he's addicted. He thinks it's really cool to play video games with daddy. He actually thinks that he is the best video game player and that he could beat anyone. It's even gotten to where he would rather play the Turtles than watch TV. I never thought that anything would come before TV. What am I going to do....I'm stuck in a house of boys. I'm out numbered. I need a little girl.....hopefully one day.